On Saturdays, we shoot to kill!
The Daily, Daily
BECAUSE THE FUTURE IS RIGHT THIS SECOND.
You know what you can’t do on the web that you can only do with the iPad? Understand our fun headlines…in context! Jesse won’t admit to writing this one because he wants to give others credit, but come on! One day, I’d love to work in editorial. Until then, I’ll code your comments all night long! - Lisa, OGRE (Office of Guest Re-Engineering) Intern.
Hey Dave put this on the intern Tumblr with “We can’t stop coming!” or something C-Money says you guys get to have all the fun. Also that Lisa chick on 7 had some bullshit they told us we have to put up too because she’s just a comment mod but we have to include them, whatevs, they can eat dicks. also sign onto aim. P-OUT THIS BITCH! signed, LIL DEEZY!
We almost went with THE REVOLUTION GOT EGYPPED! but then the Jess-ter gave Chris his “Too soon” face and we didn’t. :(
Reading our newspaper, The Daily, is like being in an elite club, but one with different membership levels. You want to play racquetball/read the front page of our awesome gossip page? MARRY A KENNEDY/BUY AN iPAD.
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The Daily: Indexed: Thursday, February 3, 2011
Our brother from another mother.
Africa, we go hard. We go hard. A-F, R, I, C-A, YOU, DO, NOT, WANNA PLAY (with anything but The Daily)!
Mikey! We call this guy “Area Codes” around the office. You think he’s got opinions? Just ask him about the tail Nizza pulls IRL (“in real life”). The Mike M. and Mike N. battles never get old.
